Oh whatever. Here’s a photo that my vanity deems acceptable for the interweb. Let me state that one of my parents failed to comment on it whatsoever (the other one is on a c-r-u-i-s-e, but would have definitely shrieked in horror) – and my office manager said nothing either (although I did look pretty annhiliated from almost zero sleep – maybe she couldn’t see the red hair because of the red eyes and bags? Michelle, my partner in file slavery – if you are out there, say NOTHING.)
It has thankfully faded a bit and the Smalls haven’t blinked an eye. Rawr. I still have no good hair product, but that has to change. STAT.