[m i a o w] the cat

I have the hotness. Working from trailer. Ice in mouth. Feet in bucket of water. Fan on. Evaporative cooler on. Finally completed first file of the day. Now will V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y make self sandwich and rewarding non-alcoholic Bloody Mary. Am thanking god am not cat. Hotter tomorrow and Sunday. Plan is to be towed behind boat on rope for approximately 48 hours. Wearing Eau du AntiShark. Stupid weather.

Update. 2 Minutes Later: just got up to make the lunch. Opened door. God knows how long I sat here ignorant to brand new cool breeze. Grrr. Turned around to come back inside and reeled at the sauna within. Gah.

Update. 30 Minutes Later: Was too hopeful. Am consoling self with suggestion of M to wet t-shirt, wring out and wear it in front of fan. And he’s not here, if that’s what you’re thinking.