[m i a o w] the cat

Don’t think that realestate.com.au has stumbled on this so far, but it seems that Borat is looking for a flatmate - if you look for share accommodation in Queensland for $50 and under you come up with Lonley Kazakhstan Person Needs Friendly Flatmates For Fun Cheap Companionship…

Hello this is Borat Sagdiyev.

I now live in Australia for some fun time with an Auzzie girl to replace my sister who was number four prositute. I am very lonely because my sister and concubines did not like your country much when customs stole their cage.

My new house is very big with room for my pet goat, dog, pig, horse and cow. You must like my animals very much to be my number 4.

And for when this gets pulled by realestate.com.au there is a screenshot here.