I would like to point out a phenomenon. It rains rarely at the moment (that is not the phenomenon). But when it does rain, it is inevitably on a Tuesday or Wednesday when I am at work, or at my mum’s place, and the Humber is not undercover. Thus, I am solely responsible for the rain patterns that affect Melbourne. I wonder if they know that, down at the bureau? I’m tempted to think that I am thus a better source of weather prediction. I call it Humber-ology. The science of rainfall frequency in direct relation to the leakiness of your classy automobile.