[m i a o w] the cat

I don’t think anyone has ever tagged me for a meme - Kartar is the first! So here it goes…

1. Three things that scare me:
Bumps in the night
Cutting my finger with a Fiuri knife
Running the trimaran into something/aground

2. Three people that make me laugh:
The Chaser guys
M
South Park

3. Three things I hate the most:
Cruelty
Mangos
Dickheads in utes

4. Three things I don’t understand:
People who impose their views on others
Why the prime minister hasn’t been kicked out for lying
The allure of aniseed

5. Three things I’m doing right now:
Playing with Drupal
Worrying about my car
Feeling a bit useless

6. Three things I want to do before I die:
Write a book
Record an album
Own a house outright

7. Three things I can do:
Play bass and sing
Paint houses
Build a computer

8. Three ways to describe my personality:
Impatient
Compassionate
Easily distracted

9. Three things I can’t do:
Regular exercise
Give up carbohydrates (like I’d ever WANT to?)
Own a modern car (excluding the instance where I win Powerball)

10. Three things I think you should listen to:
The Arcade Fire
Bizarro - The Wedding Present
The bootleg of the Pixies first reunion gig

11. Three things you should never listen to:
John Howard
Any overly emotive MOR craptastic schlock rock
Anyone peddling religion

12. Three things I’d like to learn:
Another language
How to relax
Drupal

13. Three favourite foods:
Oysters
Pesto
Chocolate mousse with raspberry sauce

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:
Tea from a teapot
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Hardy’s Oomoo Shiraz

15. Three shows I watched as a kid:
The Goodies
The Famous Five
Star Blazers

Ooh. Now I’m supposed to tag someone! Who to tag? OK Ian, you’re it.