[m i a o w] the cat

So I have been stamp collecting. Got some flack from someone I mentioned here and just decided it was all too hard for a bit. What with the folk festivals, horse races, long drives, lack of laptop, no sleep and the Eternal Aching of Mattress Lack - I was out of the writing loop anyway. However, my stampy feelings would not allow me to look at poor static unchanging [miaow] and so we disappeared offline. Such a drought! Anyway, am sick of people emailing to ask if I’m dead.

Thus I am now filling in the gaps in the two weeks that are yawning in my wake, if only so I know what the hell I was doing when I reach that time next year. So keep scrolling back if you’re interested. If you’re not, you’re not. And just to prompt my sluggish mind…

Topics I Have Yet To Cover…
Matresses
Visco-elastic
The Girl Wee-er
Commas & Semi-colons
and
Help! Where will I be living in two months time?