--YOU KNOW YOU KNEAD IT--

Mindreading

B: “I know exactly what I’m going to do as soon as my last pay comes through.”

M: “I know exactly what you’re going to do when your pay comes through.”

B: (suspiciously) “I bet you don’t.”

M: “I do so. You’re going to go to the bottle-o in Sandringham and buy a slab of Coopers green for forty bucks.” [grins]

B: (gobsmacked) “Am I so tranparent? That’s exactly what I’d planned.”

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1 Comment

  1. Rae

    Funny thing is, once this kid is out, I am going to do the same thing too! No, not really. But I’d like to. And then I’d like to drink them all at once. 🙂 Yum!

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