Buzzword Bingo

    Last night dinner was at a winery, so today everyone is walking around looking a little fragile. Myself and my associates have developed a game that aids conference survival - it’s called Wanky Buzzword Bingo. We make a list of all the crappy, overused, pompously annoying words that all these highranking people spew forth and then cross them out as the day progresses. None of us have jumped to our feet and yelled BINGO! yet, but it’s only a matter of time. Here are a selection of the buzzwords’:
    convergence
    unpack the idea
    toolbox
    code down
    drill down
    empowerment
    toolkit
    fine fuel moisture

    UPDATED:
    paradigm (ohhh, how could I have forgotten this one?)
    method/methodology (used interchangably)


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what about - examine the paradigm, opportunity creation, & that old classic positive reinforcement? By the way what is ‘fine fuel moister’? Maybe I’m in the wrong career…we have very few buzzwords in the flora & fauna business…it’s either a ’significant impact’ or ‘considered relatively insignificant’ -we need some extra jargon & more opportunities to crap on a little more!

ian typed this on Jun 10 05 at 1:00 pm

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