Last night dinner was at a winery, so today everyone is walking around looking a little fragile. Myself and my associates have developed a game that aids conference survival - it’s called Wanky Buzzword Bingo. We make a list of all the crappy, overused, pompously annoying words that all these highranking people spew forth and then cross them out as the day progresses. None of us have jumped to our feet and yelled BINGO! yet, but it’s only a matter of time. Here are a selection of the buzzwords’:
convergence
unpack the idea
toolbox
code down
drill down
empowerment
toolkit
fine fuel moisture
UPDATED:
paradigm (ohhh, how could I have forgotten this one?)
method/methodology (used interchangably)
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ian typed this on Jun 10 05 at 1:00 pmwhat about - examine the paradigm, opportunity creation, & that old classic positive reinforcement? By the way what is ‘fine fuel moister’? Maybe I’m in the wrong career…we have very few buzzwords in the flora & fauna business…it’s either a ’significant impact’ or ‘considered relatively insignificant’ -we need some extra jargon & more opportunities to crap on a little more!
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