How many pairs of jeans does a person need? Is it a defence to say that the person in question always had trouble finding jeans that hit her feet, and so has begun hoarding every pair? So many jeans cannot possibly all go to Melbourne, so a jeans fashion parade was held. M was judge. Three out of the six pairs that I shimmied in and out of got 8/10 or more. So now there are three sad pairs of jeans, neatly folded, in my little wardrobe. They will not roam to Melbourne. Ack! I have to get up at 4.30am!!
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