[m i a o w] the cat

M got sick of me swooning over jars of homemade Passionfruit Butter at the market and bought me one. I am limp from fighting my urge to consume half the jar in one sitting. Help! We also bought some shortbread, which M is currently working his way through, so far he’s eaten four slabs, and I’m probably going to have to hide the rest so I get to eat mine at leisure. Tomorrow morning I am going shopping with M’s mother, who says that she has to buy me something and wants to get me something I’ll like. I’m erring in the direction of new shorts, as all of mine have been sacrificed to the goddess of paint.