[m i a o w] the cat

I have decided not to blog about my boat on [miaow] - aside from all the other boring things I go on about, inflicting boat chatter would probably send some of you screaming, so I have made a new website: My Small Boat. Obsessive? Probably. Care factor? Zero.

Oh. M has a very sore eye. Something went in it yesterday when he briefly forgot the correct way to use his grinder; whatever it was, it was very dextrous - it went under his safety glasses. I had to trail around behind him this morning at B***ings like his own labradoriffic seeing eye dog. Well, I think that’s what he hoped I looked like. The reality is that most people probably assumed I’d taken him out into the carpark and thumped him one. You, Me, Carpark…Now.