[m i a o w] the cat

I don’t want to say that my brother is right. I will simply suggest that being wakened every morning from 6am onwards by a mewing cat that sounds like a pigeon is doing nothing for my psyche. It makes me very grumpy. It turns M psychotic. Today we thought we’d up the ante. No more glasses of water will be thrown out of the window. We have a Cat-Uzi.

I am going to kick some serious pigeon sounding ass.

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[m i a o w] the cat » Blog Archive » Saffron The Cat…has left the building. 1993-2008. typed this on Aug 12 08 at 8:32 pm

Our cat pissed on the leather lounge this morning! I’ll swap you.

seepi typed this on Aug 31 04 at 7:26 pm

Oh YUCK! There is no worse smell - it stays around forever! I suppose you’re lucky that your lounge is leather - maybe it won’t sink in. I should send you my Cat-Uzi!

beth typed this on Sep 01 04 at 10:46 am

It was either going to be your ‘Cat-Uzi’ or my pellet gun from the seedy docks of Croatia shutting that pigeon up. It’s lucky it’s been castrated…….

Tom typed this on Sep 01 04 at 5:57 pm

As I sit here watching the cat perched precariously on 300 un-numbered pages of manuscript whilst trying brutally to swat me with her claws of steel I predict I might be purchasing one of these soon.

kartar typed this on Sep 02 04 at 5:52 pm