Here are the top 25 words that people look up in google or whatever, and instead of what they are looking for, they come here instead! (I added the punctuation to make it a bit more tuneful.)

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Cat the miaow song of smurf. Clothes, twinks, free pics in gay passionfruit butter. Melbourne a parma are naked. To and we for bidston blog.
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Tee hee. I would have to say that my mention of the smurf song, over a year ago, is by far the most irrelevent hit-gathering phrase – closely followed by the twinks. Of course.