[m i a o w] the cat

Plagued by phones. My boss has a new one that I’ve been playing with all morning - it’s v.snazzy. Finally figured out how to put a midi file of a ‘old phone ringing’ ringtone on it. I await his rapture…[tapping foot expectantly]
Here’s a link to the page - if you’ve got a phone that does those kind of fancy things. The site is free - as opposed to the crap ones that charge you megabucks.

[erased rant about phone calls, obviously, I am nothing if not diplomatic]

Pizza should fix my state of mind. Am meeting Mr Crime who has offered to shout me lunch! It’s a crisp sunny day and last night I ate some cherry pie with cream. Sparked up my morning with the chai latte. I’m off to escape the office now…here I go….!