[m i a o w] the cat

My next favouritest cat (besides my own) is Sonic, who has starred on [miaow] before. Something bad has befallen her. Her tail got slammed in a door as she was trying to make a break for it, and about an inch of skin and fur came off the top, leaving only the bone. Poor E was almost sick; the only positive being that Sonics nerves in the end of her tail were severed so she didn’t really feel the full extent of the accident. So then she had to have her tail operated on and they cut it off down to where there were healthy skin and nerve endings. Thus, for the pas two weeks, Sonic has been Bucket Head. During that time she was upgraded to Grand Bucket Head due to her ability to bypass the bucket and bite the bandages off her tail. Once she was upgraded to the status of Grand Bucket she lost her peripheral vision (but also, thankfully, the ability to savage her tail) and began walking into chairs, tables and, on at least one occasion, Ellise’s dinner.

She is now much improved, the bucket is gone, and she only makes vague gestures toward her tail - however when she does this she gives me flashbacks and I must avert my eyes.