Comments on: Fine Dining

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

RE:
Cats Are:
Waking up the guest by miaowing tunelessly at odd hours of the night.

I know it’s the orange one, I know! Grab its ratty little head, combine it with a food blender and maybe, just maybe, it will understand that making annoying pigeon sounds in the midnight hour brings nothing but pain.

…..and stroke the one that is nothing but fur.

By: Leonie

Leonie — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I feel your pain. Cane toads are my greatest phobia, followed closely by snakes. I shouldn’t be living in Queensland. Don’t worry about the cats. I think they’ll be smart and leave them alone. Dogs on the other hand… *rolls eyes*

By: beTh

beTh — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

OK OK!! So it is the orange one. I compromised and as much as I love it, I did stand at the window and throw water at it in an effort to make it stop. Evil evil. The one that is nothing but fur is stroked and I attempted also to try and cut of some of its self-made felt wads.

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Death to all things orange and pigeony with hooks in their tails and one less toe on one hoof than the other three!!
Demon orange pigeon things!!
Rant, rant, rant!